booked in for dyno at jordans

[JACKO71]

My bike is booked in sat 12:00 anyone coming up to watch it not blow up...

[Jimbob]

There a shop down road from me (Swinton motorcycles) thinking of putting mine on dyno for laugh.

[JACKO71]

Get it booked in at jordana for Saturday...

[JACKO71]

Its only £25.

[Jimbob]

Would do if I had a spare £25.

[JACKO71]

times that bad matey.....  
stop going bloody shooting shit then......

[Jimbob]

That didnt cost me anything... the Mrs paid for it for me

[JACKO71]

Just take some cash out of her purse, hey presto done....sssshhhhh don't say owt..

[Robby]

last time i had a dyno at jordans was on my GSXR750 - it was a fiver a run  

[Bobtra69]

They do occasional specials on their open days but normal run is £25.

[paul65]

just heard a big bang from around that area  

how did it go ??
I need to get my blandit up there as its got stage 3 kit on blah blah blah would be good to know its set up right by PO

[Robby]

wonder if he passed the 50bhp mark   

bet they tried selling him something - when they did mine they said it was running lean (completley standard bike) and tried selling me their juice box

[Jimbob]

Think he still there they still trying to find the ponies inside it!!

Bazzaz is the future and will be getting one on my gixer this year :-)

[Robby]

Should have fitted a Suzuki sticker on - would get another few bhp  

[paul65]

oh dear the suspense is tooooo much

[Robby]

maybe he was so shocked at the results he passed out?

[Guest]

When I put mine on the dyno at Jordans, they tried to tell me it needed a dynojet kit on it!
Dynojet kits don't work on Fazers!
Strangely enough, never did anything to it, it still goes plenty quick enough for me

[paul65]

daytuner up on ripon road killinghall are meant to be a good dyno centre
I don't like jordons personally always pushing for the sell

[JACKO71]

ok then, 159bhp at wheel.....












no not fucking really it was cancelled just like bobtras tyres fitting technician called in sick.......
but guess who managed to sweet talk em into fitting his tyres....... 

[Jimbob]

You going to get a discounted run on it now smokey joe

[Jimbob]

Just clicked your bike is compensating for you quitting smoking and doing the smoking for you

[paul65]

valve stem seals ???

[nicci]

jordans had to cancel and rearrange for next week!!

[JACKO71]

Automatic upper cylinder lubrication, Honda think of it all clever bastards....

[paul65]

jordons are wank take it elsewhere

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